You ever wonder why we're here?

loth-catgirl:

lovedthestars-toofondly:

underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons

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heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

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velvetys:

duncebento:

velvetys:

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

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ashstfu:

moodboard

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milfkon:

starting a collection

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play-now-my-lord:

sygol:

oh youre a nasty computer girl, when im through with you, youre gonna need your a full factory reset on your BIOS. open up your firewall, sysadmin is about to install 1001 free cursors/emoticons from a banner ad

normies flirting with a computer girl: ouhhh wires… cards… da eroticism of da machine…
geniuses flirting with a computer girl: Open your mouth for BonziBuddy you nasty bitch

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sexhaver:

a great part of speedrunning documentaries/docuseries on youtube on super niche/old games is the fact that, in most cases, the only people with enough in-depth knowledge to make the video in the first place are the top runners themselves. which results in really funny moments where the narrator is like “but in 2016, a new runner would blow the category wide open with a 3-minute time save… meeee :3 teehee”

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epilepticsaints:

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